Holiday Spirit

Did you hear about the woman who went into a store and said she'd purchased a live Christmas tree there the previous week? She claimed it was completely dead, and that she didn't have the receipt. She wanted to exchange for another tree or get store credit. She asked the customer service employees if she'd need to bring in the dead tree in order to get credit for it. One person told her she absolutely would if she couldn't find the receipt. Well, to that she said, "You mean I have to take off all of the ornaments?" After she walked away, a person listening to the conversation pointed out that if it was a completely dead tree and she wanted a new one, she'd have to remove the ornaments from the first one anyway. What a good point!